Men: If you like to eat, then eat vaginas!

*Note: If you can get a woman to cum in less than one minute of eating her out, below does not apply to you. Keep up the good work! ;)

I love it when a man is ready to just dive in and eat out a woman’s vagina. It’s the best feeling EVER! I feel that women have a bit harder time enjoying a man going down on her than men have with women going down on them. Why? Because women are conscious of damn near everything, and we need to stop and enjoy when a man is eating our pussy. Men, it is up to you to make us feel comfortable and if you’re comfortable with eating us out, you’ll make us very comfortable.

For those of you that have no problem going down on a woman, I applaud you and keep up the good work. For those of you that don’t like it, don’t want to do it or don’t feel comfortable doing it…here are a few things:

-Don’t expect her to give you head, if you won’t go down on her. Like I mentioned with the women, it’s just not fair. Give and receive.

-If you go down there just to get us wet and you don’t enjoy it, not only will we feel that tension but you for sure will not get us wet.

-If you don’t like doing it, man up and learn to like eating pussy. You probably don’t like it because you haven’t received too many positive results from it. Don’t let that stop you because it’s fun, gets both of you going and is a great gateway to great sex.

-If you don’t feel comfortable, ask her what she wants…how she likes it. One of the worst things you can do is roam around down there without a clue on what to do.

Now guys, one major crucial thing I need all of you to know is this: a huge majority of women will not come unless you stimulate the CLITORIS. This does not consist of sticking your tongue or finger in our vaginal canal. If you know how to flick the clit, you can literally make a woman cum in less than one minute. Not joking. Most women say it’s hard for them to cum. It’s not, we cum very easily, it’s just that you guys aren’t hitting the right spot and a lot of women don’t take the time to really explore their bodies and know exactly what hits right so we can only tell you when it starts to feel good. But the first step to doing it right is going straight to her clit. If later you feel comfortable using your fingers or roaming all over the place down there, (with her permission) then go to it, but we’ll cum when you’ve stimulated the clitoris.

I know that sounds like typical basic info, but I know the ladies are nodding their head yes because we’ve experienced this one too many times. Repeat: tongue on clit, not in vagina.

So, I know some guys have this complex about some fishy things going on down there, well guess what, sex is dirty. Our vaginas are not these perfect little kitties. They’re all different just like every guy’s penis, but they function the same. If you think her cum is nasty, try tasting YOUR cum. Cum is a salty bodily fluid that probably isn’t meant for drinking. So everyone should stop complaining about how it tastes and focus on pleasing your girl. (Same goes to the women!) But keep in mind, showers are highly recommended before any foreplay/sex goes down!

**On a side note, eating fruits makes your cum less salty! ;)

On to basic eating etiquettes. Guys, please, please, pleeeeease do not “make-out” with our vaginas. That’s what our mouth is for. Do not kiss or peck our clits. This is an all tongue action category. Once you master the tongue action, sure, move on to lips and other things that will enhance the experience but first, make sure you know how to get her off with just your tongue. Now when using your tongue, go soft in the beginning then more pressure towards the end. The clitoris is very, very sensitive. Even the slightest touch of your tongue feels really good, so no need to go in hard or with lots of pressure. Licking up and down, side to side, flick it…all of that works. Use just your tongue, do not lean your entire head on her vagina, stop being lazy. Pay attention to your girl, her body will let you know what feels good. If you hadn’t had a girls legs trembling while you’re going down on her you have yet to give good head. When we are close to cumming, our legs shake, we breath deeper, we may grab you, moan louder…we’ll do something to let you know we’re cumming! Now at that point, when we’re right about to come you have to stop the tongue movement! Yes, stop it! At that point just apply pressure! Right when we’re cumming it’s ultra sensitive and we don’t get the full cum experience when you keep fucking with it. Stop and put pressure until we have finished cumming, and we can take more than a few seconds to let it all out.

Hopefully this clears up some confusion for guys who perhaps were not informed on that bit. Seriously guys, you might be in between our legs, but you have all the power. You’re in control of everything from teasing us to making us cum but of course, know what you’re doing. If you’re having a hard time, try having us sit on your face. It’s much easier for us because we can move where we want and all you have to do it just lay there and put your tongue to work! Plus you have more range of motion to touch her body!

So like I said, these are basics to eating a vagina. Every girl does have their specifications on what will get them off faster, but go by these guidelines and the majority of women should be able to get off. Be proud to give good head guys because know that’ll we’ll come back for more!

So gentlemen, relax, it’s just sex! Get yours!