Men: If you like to eat, then eat vaginas!

*Note: If you can get a woman to cum in less than one minute of eating her out, below does not apply to you. Keep up the good work! ;)

I love it when a man is ready to just dive in and eat out a woman’s vagina. It’s the best feeling EVER! I feel that women have a bit harder time enjoying a man going down on her than men have with women going down on them. Why? Because women are conscious of damn near everything, and we need to stop and enjoy when a man is eating our pussy. Men, it is up to you to make us feel comfortable and if you’re comfortable with eating us out, you’ll make us very comfortable.

For those of you that have no problem going down on a woman, I applaud you and keep up the good work. For those of you that don’t like it, don’t want to do it or don’t feel comfortable doing it…here are a few things:

-Don’t expect her to give you head, if you won’t go down on her. Like I mentioned with the women, it’s just not fair. Give and receive.

-If you go down there just to get us wet and you don’t enjoy it, not only will we feel that tension but you for sure will not get us wet.

-If you don’t like doing it, man up and learn to like eating pussy. You probably don’t like it because you haven’t received too many positive results from it. Don’t let that stop you because it’s fun, gets both of you going and is a great gateway to great sex.

-If you don’t feel comfortable, ask her what she wants…how she likes it. One of the worst things you can do is roam around down there without a clue on what to do.

Now guys, one major crucial thing I need all of you to know is this: a huge majority of women will not come unless you stimulate the CLITORIS. This does not consist of sticking your tongue or finger in our vaginal canal. If you know how to flick the clit, you can literally make a woman cum in less than one minute. Not joking. Most women say it’s hard for them to cum. It’s not, we cum very easily, it’s just that you guys aren’t hitting the right spot and a lot of women don’t take the time to really explore their bodies and know exactly what hits right so we can only tell you when it starts to feel good. But the first step to doing it right is going straight to her clit. If later you feel comfortable using your fingers or roaming all over the place down there, (with her permission) then go to it, but we’ll cum when you’ve stimulated the clitoris.

I know that sounds like typical basic info, but I know the ladies are nodding their head yes because we’ve experienced this one too many times. Repeat: tongue on clit, not in vagina.

So, I know some guys have this complex about some fishy things going on down there, well guess what, sex is dirty. Our vaginas are not these perfect little kitties. They’re all different just like every guy’s penis, but they function the same. If you think her cum is nasty, try tasting YOUR cum. Cum is a salty bodily fluid that probably isn’t meant for drinking. So everyone should stop complaining about how it tastes and focus on pleasing your girl. (Same goes to the women!) But keep in mind, showers are highly recommended before any foreplay/sex goes down!

**On a side note, eating fruits makes your cum less salty! ;)

On to basic eating etiquettes. Guys, please, please, pleeeeease do not “make-out” with our vaginas. That’s what our mouth is for. Do not kiss or peck our clits. This is an all tongue action category. Once you master the tongue action, sure, move on to lips and other things that will enhance the experience but first, make sure you know how to get her off with just your tongue. Now when using your tongue, go soft in the beginning then more pressure towards the end. The clitoris is very, very sensitive. Even the slightest touch of your tongue feels really good, so no need to go in hard or with lots of pressure. Licking up and down, side to side, flick it…all of that works. Use just your tongue, do not lean your entire head on her vagina, stop being lazy. Pay attention to your girl, her body will let you know what feels good. If you hadn’t had a girls legs trembling while you’re going down on her you have yet to give good head. When we are close to cumming, our legs shake, we breath deeper, we may grab you, moan louder…we’ll do something to let you know we’re cumming! Now at that point, when we’re right about to come you have to stop the tongue movement! Yes, stop it! At that point just apply pressure! Right when we’re cumming it’s ultra sensitive and we don’t get the full cum experience when you keep fucking with it. Stop and put pressure until we have finished cumming, and we can take more than a few seconds to let it all out.

Hopefully this clears up some confusion for guys who perhaps were not informed on that bit. Seriously guys, you might be in between our legs, but you have all the power. You’re in control of everything from teasing us to making us cum but of course, know what you’re doing. If you’re having a hard time, try having us sit on your face. It’s much easier for us because we can move where we want and all you have to do it just lay there and put your tongue to work! Plus you have more range of motion to touch her body!

So like I said, these are basics to eating a vagina. Every girl does have their specifications on what will get them off faster, but go by these guidelines and the majority of women should be able to get off. Be proud to give good head guys because know that’ll we’ll come back for more!

So gentlemen, relax, it’s just sex! Get yours!

Ladies: Fellatio...just do it

It’s no big secret that men love head. I mean they LOOOVE it. Some prefer it over sex. There are the very few that don’t like it at all, and I’m a firm believer that it is because they either haven’t had really good head or they’ve had a bad experience with it. Regardless, men love head and ladies, to give/get the best sexual experience you should not only give it, be good at it and enjoy doing it!

Going down on each other is part of foreplay. Foreplay warms up both bodies sexually and prepares it for intercourse. During this period, it is crucial that both parties have fully communicated what each wants and it is up to the partner to deliver. With that being said, if you don’t like giving it, don’t expect to receive it. Period. It’s not fair. If you don’t like it, try practicing with someone you trust, learn what he likes, get good at it and you’ll probably like it then. Lots of people don’t want to go down because they just don’t know what they’re doing. All I have to say is practice makes perfect! (If you think it’s nasty, perhaps some maturing would suffice.)

When giving head, always keep in mind these basic things:

- If you don’t want to be down there, he’ll know and it won’t be fun for either of you. Get out of your head and enjoy it for what it is. He does the same to you!

- Get into it. Men are visual and if they see you having a good time with their fellow they’re going to cum faster and associate YOU with good head. And that’s NOTHING to be ashamed about. Give him a show!

- Make use of both your hands and mouth, even your breasts if you want to have some fun! ;)

- Just like our clit is a great companion with our vagina, so is a man’s scrotum with his penis. Do not ignore that, it is a huge part of a great oral sex for a man. Whether you’re ballsy enough to put them in your mouth or just cup them, they want you to pay some attention to it, so keep that in mind!

Now, in general most men just want you to put their dick in your mouth, to speak quite frankly, but the last thing you want to do is just go down and put it in your mouth. Don’t be lame. Make his dick your bitch. You own it, you’re in control of it and you decipher when it can cum. Got it? If you feel that going down on a guy makes you less of a person or you feel inferior, just keep in mind that his penis, the thing that makes him a man, is in your mouth…with teeth, and the last thing he wants to do is have you use them. So use it to your advantage but of course, have fun with it, play with it, tease it. I can go on forever on little things you can do to make giving head enjoyable for you and very desirable for him but find out what peaks his sexual interest specifically. Ask him what he likes and listen to things he might say while doing it and if he grabs your hand to show you, take note!

Don’t be scared to “hurt” him either. When a man’s dick is hard, it’s hard, and almost any touch feels good to him. Grab his dick strong and firm. Now, when it gets flaccid he might feel the repercussions of how hard you might have gone, but that comes with getting practice and knowing how hard or soft to go on him, whether it be with your mouth or hands. Along with that, just like we like to be wet, so should his penis be. If you’re giving a hand job and it’s dry, believe it’ll start hurting him either then or later. Your hands and mouth should be able to slip up and down his dick, just like your vagina should. Period.

So the time is going to come, when he cums, and you have to decide what to do then. Just a quick side note, right when you feel him cumming (his penis will throb or he’ll tell you) stop the movement whether it be with your mouth or hands and wrap your hand around his base, squeeze tightly and keep it there while he cums. No need to keep going at that point, just like a guy should stop when we cum. My advice is to use your mouth of course when he cums because it could be very messy otherwise, and it’s up to you whether you want to swallow or spit. I am a firm believer that you do whatever you are more comfortable doing, although guys like it when you swallow because it’s not like they can spit out our cum anyways. But if you need to spit, just get up go spit and come back. Don’t make a fuss about it, round two should be coming soon and you don’t want to spoil the mood.

I just wanted to cover basics on giving head because I feel that women have a complex about it and we shouldn’t. We should give it, like it and know that we literally have them by the balls. There’s absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about, because let’s face it, sex isn’t meant to be pretty and perfect. It’s supposed to be dirty, sweaty and sexy.

So ladies, relax, it’s just sex! Get yours.